Go on then, do your worst... Where does Saddam Hussein keep his hifi? In a rack. :rolleyes:
How many audiophiles does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and another to get all excited about the upgrade.
mosfet - given the uncomfortable similarity in operation between a lightbulb and a valve, I suspect this may be a whole new can of worms. There will be people bulb rolling, and telling other people they're stupid for thinking that a sainsbury's bulb makes better light than an osram. Of course, there are those whole believe that solid-state lighting is better...
How many hi-fi journos does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and another to write a glowing review. ..boo, get off
I can not take credit for this one... Have you heard Naim and Linn and finally going to combine forces as one company. They have decided to combine the two names into one: LAIM
I personally prefer nos Asda, dating from the pre-Wallmart days. They give a superb glow and when not switched on, am inky blackness fills the room, splendid.
Probably the greatest reply to a stupid question ever!!!!!!!! asked by a reporter to a us marine on the front line in iraq Reporter - "What do you feel when you shoot an iraqui soldier?" Marine - "a slight recoil" made me laugh
A 300b valve walk into a bar. He says, "I think I've lost my electrons." The bartender says, "Are you sure?" The valve says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
2 dyslexics in the kitchen, one says "can you smell gas?", the other says, "what? I cant even smell my own name". ker-bum, tshh.
How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to row then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to row over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say didn't we go through this already a short time ago? 13 to say do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
