Bill,
In the (what appears to be highly unlikely) event that you are actually interested in a serious reply to your implied question, check out our
Beginners' Guide to Classical Music.
There's plenty of non-boring music there, and I'd particularly suggest trying (all wonderfully exciting and marvellous orchestral colour):
Mussorgsky - Night on Bald Mountain, maybe also "Pictures".
Dukas - Sorcerer's Apprentice.
Ravel - Piano Concertos (particularly Zimmerman/Boulez on DG)
R. Strauss - Dance of the Seven Veils from Salome, and Don Juan (particularly as played by Karajan and the BPO)
For something a more populist, oozing Americana
Bernstein - "Westside Story" and "On the Waterfront" Suites
Copland - "Hoe-down" from Rodeo, also Harris' 3rd Symphony.
For something a bit more structured but real white-knuckle rides try the last movements of Beethoven 5th, 7th and Brahms' 2nd symphonies, and 2nd and 4th movements of Beethoven's "Choral" (9th).