Micheal Jackson on The Run

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    Someone sent me this, I though it was rather amusing:D
     

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    The Devil IHTFP

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    Those Jacko jokes in full

    Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs.
    During the Neverland raid, police found class As,
    class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C.


    Where's Michael going on holiday? He's off to Tampa
    with the kids.


    What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
    "Excuse me, but you're in my son"


    How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime? When
    the big hand touches the little hand.


    What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac? They're
    both old meat between young buns


    What does Jackson have in common with whisky? They
    both come in small tots


    Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.
    Usually he just tosses them off.



    That's it.
     
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    penance Arrogant Cock

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    *groan*



    :D
     
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    MO! MOnkey`ead!

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    Nothing's been proved about him. The guy's an easy target, and is indeed far from *normal* And I think the way the media jump on him is disgusting! To be accused of something like this is surely one of the worst thing possible! And unless he's proved guilty, then I think prople should get off his back! Easy target, yes. Brings alot of shit on himself, yes. But taring someone as what is IMO one of the sickest things in the world, without it being proved, is sick in itself.

    p.s. He said I could stay on his ranch for a week if I said all this ;)
     
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    garyi Wish I had a Large Member

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    Think is Mo, do you know what a 'ranch' is? I am sure in context I would not like to stay on it.
     
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    MO! MOnkey`ead!

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    I can but only guess :eek:
     
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    mick parry stroppy old git

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    Chaps

    Everyone is inocent until proven guilty and I agree with MO that silence is the best policy until the court case, if any, is over.

    Regards

    Mick
     
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    julian2002 Muper Soderator

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    there is a darker side to this. what sort of parent would allow their child to spend time unsupervised with someone with that kind of reputation. as a parent myself i know that even if there was no solid proof against the person concerned i'd adopt a policy of better safe than sorry and not alow them anywhere near the place without me or someone i trust being there to supervise. the only reasons i can think of that the parents concerned allowed their children to visit are 1) incredible stupidity, 2) ignorance beyond belief or 3) a desire to put their children in harms way in order to sue.
    as this is in america i can believe the first 2 but the cynic in me suspects 3 as the real reason there were ever children at the jackson ranch at all.
    cheers

    julian
     
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    garyi Wish I had a Large Member

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    I think Julian that some people are so desperate to be famous or give their kids a better chance in life that they are blinkered.

    Just look at those kiddy beauty padgents they have.
     
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    domfjbrown live & breathe psy-trance

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    EXACTLY. The same parents who let their kids go out wearing little more than a belt at midnight and then wander why their little one's been found naked and burnt, face down in a ditch... You can never condone anything like that, but a lot of this stuff can be prevented if parents did their jobs properly and acted responsibly when bringing up their kids. Just another reason I won't have any - way too much to think about in this day and age...

    I'm with Mo on wacko jacko - innocent until proven guilty. At least he'll be able to afford the legal bills, what with all that lovely new wonga coming in from the "Let it be - naked" sales - I am right in saying that he owns all the Beatles' tracks now yeah?
     
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    MO! MOnkey`ead!

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    Isn't it just the Apple catalogue he owns? Not sure exactly what that covers. I may be wrong. From a business point, he made a good MOve. But the fact that macca was after the rights himself but Jackson outbid him..... i'd be pissed if i was macca!
     
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    domfjbrown live & breathe psy-trance

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    Hmm - even if it IS only Apple, that's still a fair ammount, and includes some of their solo work as well, plus the Red and Blue albums and of course, Let it be - naked or otherwise!

    I wander if Jacko would consider buying the Zapple rights so we might see a CD or vinyl reissue of "Electronic music" by George Harrison - early Moog experimentation which is probably way cool???
     
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    He was.....VERY :D !
     
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