PBirkett

[MO!]

Nice tits!

 

[HenryT]

So you don't need a decent face to go with them too?

 

[penance]

implants i tell ya!

 

[PBirkett]

Aye, they are my nicely waxed beer tits in all their glory

 

[johnhunt]

far too much information

 

[My name is Ron]

You know, there's something there that vaguely resembles a pair of headphones.

 

[johnhunt]

there's something about paul's motif that reminds me of the python 'does she go' sketch

john

 

[amazingtrade]

What are tits then? Do they smell like galric bread?

 

[technobear]

Put your face between them and go "Blubble, blubble, blubble"...

:lol:

 

[penance]

Originally posted by technobear
Put your face between them and go "Blubble, blubble, blubble"...

:lol:

American Express Sir?

LMAO
not heard that for years mate, got it somewhere on a BBC audio tape

Back on topic, i must confess i find myself almost irrestibaly attracted to Mr Birkett's online persona.
Im off for a cold shower and some physcotherapy

 

[Mark67]

What about these..........

Is that going too far.....?

 

[amazingtrade]

Groove Handle is becoming like a soft porn site today! we don't need channel 5 anymore

 

[MO!]

Originally posted by amazingtrade
Groove Handle is becoming like a soft porn site today! we don't need channel 5 anymore

second time in as many days that zerogain has been caled Groovehandle! It's in the past! <<slap>> get over it!!!

 

[technobear]

Originally posted by Mark67
What about these..........

Is that going too far.....?

Mind The Gap! :lol:

 

[themadhippy]

Originally posted by Mark67
What about these..........

Is that going too far.....?

breakfast is served

 

[amazingtrade]

ARGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop teasing me!

 

[Rory]

Originally posted by themadhippy
breakfast is served

worst bra i've ever seen

melons anyone? 2 for a pwound

 

[michaelab]

Sorry guys - but those tits are entirely too big for my taste...and women wearing bras that are too small for them such that their tits splurge out to the sides and over the top is just revolting :chunder:

I don't go for bloated water filled balloons like those above. Perfect half-pears are more my style :MILD:

These'll do me

Michael.

 

[amazingtrade]

haha its been one of them days and thats cheered me up. Lets hope there are not too many women on this site they may get offended.

 

[amazingtrade]

Also note that the title of this thread is!