Wales vanishes!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/3715512.stm

Now I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't have much faith in a European Statistical Compendium that can't even keep track of what countries exist!

 

Wales vanishes!

Bristol parties

 

An omen for the World Cup

 

Ah yes, my cloaking device here in Aberystwyth appears to be working

 

Does this mean the IKEA in Bristol is now a safe place to shop, man they seem to love the place

 

But most importantly, did the Prince thereof also vanish? No?

 

it's a start, lets hope engerland is next

 

and what would do without us?

 

we could just chip off Scrotland at the wall
hadrien had the right idea

 

Damn!

Stupid machine didn't work

It was only the Welsh that were supposed to vanish - not the whole bloody country

 

We want to go it alone but the English goernment couldn't afford it, in fact of the countries in the UK only Scotland and England could manage on their own, the other 2 would struggle.

FWIW I don't have a problem with the English, but I know that a lot of my countrymen do, however their views on English are based on what they see on the telly, the "English" media is very jingoistic and this comes accross, without too much trouble, I work with a lot of English colleagues and know them to be decent hardworking British Citizens. I even stand up for you when you guys are taking a slagging, I can't understand how most common Scots would rather see for example Germany win at football, rather than England, madness and narrowminded.

I still want an independant Scotland, however with the present Scottish government I feel we are not ready yet, the millions wasted on that bloddy building, could have been better spent, it is a total letdown, for that kind of money we coulda had a building like Stormont, now that is impressive.

 

Sounds good, now who's got the nuclear charges!!!!!

 

Have a look in yer tool box Tone theres bound to be some in there from the last time you fiddled with your wadia.

Or was that another TT (Tone Typo) and should read "unclear"

 

apparently my fammily name is Scottish.

 

And your family name is?

My family name is as Scottish as a certain hifi manufacturer named Ivor.

PS your first name is scottish to I think.

 

Well, Andrew is the saint of Scotland, i always assumed it was a Scottish name, not sure tho.
Fammily name is Thompson

 

W E L S H F R I C T I O N
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The Scene: John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson sitting in car
talking.
(Pulp Fiction music fades off...)

S: Ok, so tell me again about the Welsh.

J: Whaddya wanna know?

S: Beastiality is legal there right?

J: Yeah, it's legal but it ain't a 100% legal. I mean you can't just
walk into a field, pick up a sheep and start pumpin' away. They want
you to shag sheep in your home or certain designated places.

S: And those are valleys?

J: Ok, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy a sheep, it's legal
to own a sheep and if you're a farmer it's legal to sell or loan
sheep, it's ILLEGAL to f**k sheep in public but...but...but that
doesn't matter 'cos, getta loada this, the police in Wales are
too stupid to notice you've got a sheep hunging off your dick. I
mean that's the intellect the police in Wales DON'T have.

S: Arrr man. I'm not goin', that's all there is too it, I'm never f**kin'
goin'.

J: Nah man, you'd hate it the most. But do know what the funniest thing
about Wales is?

S: What?

J: It's the little differences, I mean they got the same kinda people
over there as we got here, but there they're a little different.

S: Example.

J: Ok. You can walk into a Movie theatre in Cardiff and order a lump of
coal, and I'm not talkin' about no paper cup, I'm talkin' about a
LUMP of coal. And in Swansea you can buy coal in McDonalds. Do
you know what they call a 1/4 pounder with cheese in Wales?

S: They don't call it a 1/4 pounder with cheese?

J: Nah man, they don't have fractions, they wouldn't know what the f**k a
1/4 pounder is.

S: So whadda they call it?

J: A (assumes welsh accent) "Ham and Cheese Sandwhichchchch".

S: A Ham and Cheese Sandwichchchchch?

J: That's right.

S: And whadda they call a Big Mac?

J: A Big Macs a Big Mac but there they call it a Bich Machch (accent
again).

S: (immitating accent badly) A Bichch Machchchchchchch?

J: Ha ha ha

S: Whadda they call a Whopper?

J: I don't know, I didn't go outside. Do you know what they put on French
Fries in Swansea instead of ketchup?

S: What?

J: Coal.

S: Arrr man...

J: I've seen 'em do it man, they f**kin' drown 'um in that shit.

 

With a good Scottish name like that and ye live as far away from Scotland as its practically possible to get.

 

to be honest most of the scots i've met have been rabidly nationalistic - yet living in england, perhaps it's a homesickness thing. personally i reckon the UK is stonger united than split into pieces and that SHOULD make all our lots better.
cheers


julian.

 

Paul,
I know At least i am in the southwest though, England's garden
Apparently the fammily moved from Scotland to Ireland, my dad came to Bristol from near Belfast in '38