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ITS FRIDAY FOLKS.....
 
Yep, and I have finished my tablets and so am ready to make a return to the bar scene. In other words I am gonna get RATTED!
 
does this mean i've become trans generational? by age i'm generation x - all ennui and angst but in attitude i'm post mtv - i.e. i feel neither highs nor lows.
so i don't really care about it being friday but long for the days when i did.
no excuse me that makes me an old git with responsibilities - bugger.
cheers

julian
 
I may be an ancient baby boomer but I'll be feeling a man half my age this weekend :eek:

Hmmm! Perhaps I could have phrased that better :rolleyes:

Then again :torkmada:

My weekend begins 7 minutes from now! :slayer:
 
Originally posted by technobear
Hmmm! Perhaps I could have phrased that better :rolleyes:

Then again :torkmada:

GO FOR IT Chris :)

My weekend will be landing in 2h45m - and I'll be taking off whenever my mates from Reading arrive, and won't land until sometime on Sunday - the children of clubland won't be safe!!!

Oh - and I'm for once going to make a concerted effort to make myself "feel" younger too - watch out club minxes and vixens (they'll probably be munters but I'll not be noticing)...

Paul - good one on the tablets - you should get some more and skip the drink ;)

I on the other hand have a fridge full of Grolsch so my weekend should be pretty mashed up and remixed...

Is the Plymouth psy-trance scene ready for the Reading/Exeter massif???
 
Originally posted by technobear
Hmmm! Perhaps I could have phrased that better :rolleyes:
Let's 'chest hope the experience isn't too hair raising then!! :p Enjoy!!

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Fridays are OK, but Saturdays are definitely my fave day of the week! :MILD:
 
TWO HOURS TO GO EEE HEEE!!! :D

Two hours before Kentucky Fried Chicken

I've had a couple of pints of wife beater so I'm already high with anticipation ;)

Man, I am gonna get mangled tonight. Hopefully might get some leg over too. I want a nice shaven ***** to lick. Failing that, I'll do with 10 pints and a knuckle shuffle :lol:
 
Originally posted by PBirkett
Man, I am gonna get mangled tonight. Hopefully might get some leg over too. I want a nice shaven ***** to lick. Failing that, I'll do with 10 pints and a knuckle shuffle :lol:

Just don't either get Whiskey Dick, or do a Moff (Human Traffic) - "WHO YOU BEEN CALLING IN TAIWAN, BOY!"

What's the deal with shaven ***** though - so long as they make sure it's not all falling out it can't be THAT bad to rug munch... ;) The last time I got an opportunity she had the painters in and I'm not THAT sick....
 
I much prefer shaven ***** to be honest mate. Dont like having a gobful of pubes, makes me wretch sometimes, especially when I've had a few.

I dont even mind returning the favour, but it has to be more than a one nighter for me to do that :D
 
Originally posted by My name is Ron
Charming.



And no doubt the lucky lady in question will absolutely adore a lagered-up tyke going at her like a dog with its snout in a bowl of Chum.:p

Ron, I do detect a hint of Green in that statement sir?, Paul is standmuffin par excellence, his ***** pulling skills are legendary, along with his Chuck hurling ability, he's considered a prize catch from north of watford :)
 
Originally posted by My name is Ron
going at her like a dog with its snout in a bowl of Chum.:p

CHRIST!!! I nearly spat my tea all over the (8 weeks old) NEC TFT monitor just then - pure class!!! Not pleasant imagery but funny nonetheless...

So Paul, are you saying you'd shave your pubes off then? Stuff that... As for favours - the lucky woman who gets me (hopefully this weekend) will find I'm a MUCH better giver than a receiver.... Ahem...

Roll up roll up ladies - it's your lucky day (or not) - oh, and roll up one as well while you're, err, rolling up :)
 
It was more a suggestion of how he might improve his technique.

:p

That's about ten-pint speed.

Green, moi? I've got the testimonials here should you wish to view them...

:JPS:
 
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Of course we're assuming he's got it up after 10 pints too :) He he he - well, I guess you could make the foreplay last long enough to be sober enough...

As for green - he he he - I hear ya. C'mon clock - I have to get out of ir (work!).
 
Originally posted by domfjbrown
So Paul, are you saying you'd shave your pubes off then? Stuff that... As for favours - the lucky woman who gets me (hopefully this weekend) will find I'm a MUCH better giver than a receiver.... Ahem...

Aye i'd shave the hairy triangle off if thats what she really wanted. Makes the cock look bigger anyhow :D

I'll have to put myself in the shoes of a dog fasting on pedigree chum the next time - sounds like a great tip :D :D :D
 
Originally posted by domfjbrown
Of course we're assuming he's got it up after 10 pints too :)

Hmm, I've had problems with that in the past, the fact she was absolutley minging didnt help either though ;)
 

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