A cautionary tale, for those who get too horny

Man has woman loses woman gains horn, I see John Cusack as the man obsessed and Danny DeVito as Romy.
 
Bottle you know you have to have a recognised 'star' to sell the film, Woody Allen and horns! spells financial disaster .
 
Surely a better scenario would be; man loses horn loses woman gets viagra regains horn gets better woman;-)
 
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