A mail from the CIA

[tones]

I received this today:

Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.


Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison



++++ Central Intelligence Agency -CIA-
++++ Office of Public Affairs
++++ Washington, D.C. 20505

++++ phone: (703) 482-0623
++++ 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., US Eastern time

I just knew that all that verbal abuse of that worthless, lying little scumbag currently in the White House would catch up with me one day!

I had to think hard about those 30 illegal websites. Well, there's this one and HFC and the BBC and Esp@cenet and Epoline and the **** Forum when I'm desperately in need of a good laugh. Oh yes, very bad, the US Patent Office website - I'm on that all the time, trying to circumvent good red-blooded, Republican-voting US patents. And there's naturally www.whitehouse.org - highly seditious. Clearly I can expect the snatch squad any time now. Wonder what the hi-fi's like in Guantanamo Bay, or all those other places where they send folk to make them say "Ouch!"? I'll let you know - provided, of course, you ever hear from me again. Perhaps I'll regret not opening that attachment and answering those questions, instead of reporting it as spam and deleting it...

 

[garyi]

Haha, we have had a warning at work about a new worm virus thingy about with all sorts of emails trying to catch people out. No doubt this will scare a few torrent kids snigger.

 

[Decca]

... Perhaps I'll regret not opening that attachment and answering those questions, instead of reporting it as spam and deleting it...

Destroying Government property....that is not a good start and then confessing on a open forum ....You are going to be in a lot of trouble

 

[amazingtrade]

Haha! When I was 14 I played this trick on my mate who had just got the net, I wrote somthing just like that and sent to him. It basicaly said we know you have been downloading porn and using the internet for fruad.

I thought he would find it so funny and be clever enough to work out who it was really from. However his mother got it and took thought it was real. She was in a right state all day until his son got back and told him it was just a joke. His mum thought my mum was behind it but she knew nothing about it.

It was all a bit mess, it taught me a lesson not to play practicle jokes.

 

[wadia-miester]

Tones, seems it likes our names I have had the same mail too lol!!!

 

[auric]

A short link that may well throw some light on the emails from both the CIA & the FBI. I take the RSS feed directly from Harry's site into Thunderbird and so far all his feeds have been worth reading.

 

[tones]

Tones, seems it likes our names I have had the same mail too lol!!!

Clearly they're after the worst elements of society - or perhaps everyone called "Tony" - or perhaps there's a substantial degree of overlap between those two categories?