Caption competition

[Dev]

 

[sq225917]

"Despite battling great adversity to make a full return to 1st team football since his leg amputation surgery Rio finally decided to throw the towel in. Unfortunately the opposing team Captain wanted his towel back"

 

[Dev]

From a colleague:-

Wayne, Wayne, you can come out now, it's all blown over.

 

[Soloist]

"Theres a time and a place for a prostate check"

 

[nando]

was it an own goal?