Car programmes

Originally posted by julian2002
pennance, unfortunately they don't do a marge in a bikini 'magic tree' in halfords or i'd have one in a flash. i'm now going to retire to the broom cupboard after revealing my perverted lust for marge... oh god the shame...
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Fear not my Marge loveing friend for you are not alone

Rejoice in the freedom of admitting your lust!


MARGE MMmmmm:jig:
 
where have i given the impression that i find top gear anything other than entertainment?
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You haven't.

Where have i given the impression that i thought you found top gear anything other than entertainment?

This is beginning to sound like a documentary. I think viewing figures may slump....

And just for the record......i am as far removed from 'political correctness', as a Catholic is from a condom on his wedding night...
 
I think you need to lighten up a touch here cookie, while I agree its squarely for the male ego boosting jizz infested fiesta owners, who Ideal 'seat cover' is jordon :) and pandering to the middle ages 'Top gear driver club :D ' who acutally have the money to spend on such exotcia as, most are devoriced/middle age crisis looming and billy no mates, cuz I love cars too much syndrome.
It is harmless & sometimes funny Dross, which after all, is much needed relief in these 'rat race' times Wm
 
think you guys are taking Top Gear a bit too seriously
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I think you need to lighten up a touch here cookie
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Ok, i'll try and be more lucid.

I'm more laid back, indifferent and apathetic than a hibernating hedgehog. As to whether or not Top Gear is entertaining, well, that is quite frankly as relevent to my existence as the availability of a wheat grass smoothie in my local high street.

I'm actually so far from giving a shit about anything, i feel i will be forever constipated.

If i was under the scrutiny of the Spanish Inquisition, demanding my opinion of Top Gear, whilst a piping hot rice cake was shoved up my arse, i would hesitate to utter that Top Gear is not a programme from which i derive much entertainment value. If the topic was raised on a cordial internet forum, and i was at liberty to convey my, hopefully harmless & very rarely funny, thoughts on the matter, i may well consider it appropriate - particularly as it is a welcome form of distraction and much needed relief, when one is perched on a chair for 12 hours straight in a none too salubrious environment.

Viewers of Top Gear are no more imbecilic than i am for deriving a tittle of entertainment value from the periodic participation in an internet forum.......


Stercus cuique suum bene olet


Sorry if i seem to have pissed on your thread Jules. Don't suppose i would be much liked in the Top Blokes studio either. I'd still crap all over them on the test track though..........well, wishful thinking would :)

Penance - is there a significance to the giant panda in your new avatar, other than the fact that it is wearing a coat?
 
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Hi

I saw Top Gear on Sunday.

The programme is no real big shakes. Mr Clarkson is someone who I can take or leave. I find him a bit bland. They would be better putting on a true brash northerner to spice up things up.

I would like to see them trash them cars a bit more. A write offs wouldn't go a miss. What would have been better if they drove that GT3 off that aircraft carrier.

Another good feature would be to string up a car thief/ car criminal each week. Then get the people who's car he or she has damaged or stolen to dish out various forms of punishment. :cool:
Tar & feathering would make good television.

Another good feature would be for someone in the audience to have a good go at Mr Clarkson. This would be more entertaining. Mr Irate punter would be nice.

I don't think there is enough slagging off of cars & car industry. They should really take the car industry & goverment to task a bit more. Hunt down some of these big wigs & give them a grilling. Then Tar & feathering.

The programme was alright on Sunday but I preferred the programme that was on after it. :D


SCIDB
 
What? you don't like this flash of thigh:

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i used to frequent a bar in austin texas called emo's where they had bondage flintstones artwork painted all over the wall. perhaps this is where my interest in cartoon characters origionated. marge is the pinacle of cartoon womanhood though.
betty is definately second rung.
cheers

julian
 

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