Colds

the frenum is the skin along the back of the penis from the scrotum to the foreskin (im not a doctor or a gay, i just wanted it pierced and happen to know a lot of useless information about various bodyparts :P). My mate told me he once ripped his having sex, apparently he had some funny looks at the hospital :rolleyes:
 
Just as Popeye needs his spinach, a geordie needs his broon! Get to the offie asap!!!

Henry, the one oral incident is the only I've heard of. The rest have all been through actual penetrative sex. I'd imagine it's made all the victims MOre considerate lovers as much as they ensure they've got their partners sufficiently wet before trying to whack themselves in!
 
Originally posted by mutant
the frenum is the skin along the back of the penis from the scrotum to the foreskin (im not a doctor or a gay, i just wanted it pierced and happen to know a lot of useless information about various bodyparts :P). My mate told me he once ripped his having sex, apparently he had some funny looks at the hospital :rolleyes:
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otherwise known as your "banjo string" :rolleyes:
 
Paul, hope you get better soon, mate. A tip for the blocked ear - I had one a few months back. It turned out to be lots of wax clogging it up - some Earex drops did the trick for me. Very annoying it was too!
 
I took some decongestant last night cos I read somwhere I might have a blocked Eustacian (sp) tube caused by flu, and I wake up this morning and its still a little muffled, but it does seem a lot better. Apart from still having a slight bad throat, cough, and being tired, I do feel quite a lot better than I did yesterday, certainly able to think a lot more clearly. I tell ya what though, even if I am getting better now, the symptoms have certainly made it one of my worse colds that I can EVER remember. I am sure colds are getting more wicked as time goes on :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by PBirkett
I took some decongestant last night cos I read somwhere I might have a blocked Eustacian (sp) tube caused by flu,
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My Eustacian tubes block all the time; it's like having your ears going "odd" on a plane for me, but not quite as severe; I get curtailed bass and a much MUCH lower volume. For the 10 minutes in a month when they pop, everything is waaaay louder and clearer.

The doc won't touch them 'cos he won't accept anyone's diagnosis but his own. Tosser.

Guys - sometimes even when someone IS wet they're still waaaay too tight (that's not a boast - just that I can quite easily see how you could rip the "banjo string" - although using a conie probably severely cuts down the risk of damaged member :)

Get well soon Paul dude :)
 

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