Father of the year

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  1. Dev

    Dev Moderator

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    A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.
    After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
    He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

    Wish I could think so quickly.
     
    Dev, Dec 9, 2009
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    nando nando

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    not bad a record for a condom company, 6 out of millions is quite good, use michelin, they are safer,
    nando.
     
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    Soloist In my lonely furrow

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    Have kids - they are a great contaceptive!
     
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    Thats why I have non (apart from the fact that I haven't married).

    The kids at approx 3,45 in my local shop are enough for me.

    I sympathise with the woman.
     
    DavidF, Dec 11, 2009
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