Father of the year

[Dev]

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.
After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

Wish I could think so quickly.

 

[nando]

not bad a record for a condom company, 6 out of millions is quite good, use michelin, they are safer,
nando.

 

[Soloist]

Have kids - they are a great contaceptive!

 

[DavidF]

Have kids - they are a great contaceptive!

Thats why I have non (apart from the fact that I haven't married).

The kids at approx 3,45 in my local shop are enough for me.

I sympathise with the woman.