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julian2002

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NOT WORKSAFE - may offend - swearing - references to sexual acts etc. don;t watch it if your last name is whitehouse.
 
Bad news mate they are both dogs, get a grip.
 
I can only bring you this information because I am so gorgeous ;)
 
I think the class comes with the ciggy in her hand. Gopping.
 
Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your

Own Age And Thinking, Surely I Can't Look That Old.

Well.. You'll Love This One.

My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The

Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New

Dentist I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His

Full Name.

Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-Haired

Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School

Class Some 30-Odd Years Ago.

Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On,

Way Back Then? Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly

Discarded Any Such Thought.

This Balding, Gray-Haired Man With The Deeply Lined

Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate. After

He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended

Morgan Park High School .

"Yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.

"When Did You Graduate?" I Asked.

He Answered , "I N 1975. Why Do You Ask?"

"You Were In My Class!", I Exclaimed.

He Looked At Me Closely.



Then, That Ugly,

Old,

Bald,

Wrinkled,

Fat Ass,

Gray-Haired,

Decrepit

Son-Of-A-Bitch Asked,





"What Did You Teach ???"
 
Very good Mr. Cat.

I see the video I posted with that incredibly attractive girl in it is still available. Iwonder if she is married, my my the things I would do to her...

:JPS:

oops....must remember to take my pills

I still say she is an absolute stunner though.

OK, I will shut up now, I can see you all think I am a little odd already, and revealing my impure thoughts does not help my case.




OMG OMG OMG!!! HERE SHE IS AGAIN!! http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7317420191190313889




But holy s### she is so bloody fit !!!...
 
For some reason the google video links don't work for me :confused:

Ideas?
 
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