Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your
Own Age And Thinking, Surely I Can't Look That Old.
Well.. You'll Love This One.
My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The
Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New
Dentist I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His
Full Name.
Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-Haired
Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School
Class Some 30-Odd Years Ago.
Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On,
Way Back Then? Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly
Discarded Any Such Thought.
This Balding, Gray-Haired Man With The Deeply Lined
Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate. After
He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended
Morgan Park High School .
"Yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.
"When Did You Graduate?" I Asked.
He Answered , "I N 1975. Why Do You Ask?"
"You Were In My Class!", I Exclaimed.
He Looked At Me Closely.
Then, That Ugly,
Old,
Bald,
Wrinkled,
Fat Ass,
Gray-Haired,
Decrepit
Son-Of-A-Bitch Asked,
"What Did You Teach ???"