Funny New Year Resolutions

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  1. andrewan

    andrewan

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    Check out these funny and innovative New Year's Resolutions! Enjoy these and make some for yourself...Surely you will enjoy!! ;)

    Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
    I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
    I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
    I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
    I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
    Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
    I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
    I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
    I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
    I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
    I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
    I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
    I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
    I will think of a password other than "password."
    I will not tell the same story at every get together.
    I won't worry so much.
    I will cut my hair.
    I will grow my hair.
    I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!
    I will be more imaginative.
    I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.
    I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
     
    andrewan, Jan 7, 2010
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    nando nando

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    mine is as my wife understands are as follows:
    1/ i will not try to stop drinking spanish wine (hic)
    2/ i will play music late at night and during the day, i work from home, good excuse,
    3/ i will continue to sell hi-fi
    4/ i will continue to remain a menber of zerogain, nice people to meet at shows, apart from the bill at the bar,
    and last but not least, i will neveer change my ways,
    as far as stwewardess's i only fly virgen,
    happy days,
    nando.
     
    nando, Jan 7, 2010
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