Top Ten He Said She Said
10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
> She said...You wear pants, don't you?
9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
> He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
> She said...Well, you succeeded.
7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
> She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'
6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere.."
> Written just below it: "I do not."
5) He said... "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
> She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
> She said...'Who's gonna look?'
3) He said.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
> She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard.
2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
> She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.
1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
> She said...I would, but you're never there
10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
> She said...You wear pants, don't you?
9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
> He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
> She said...Well, you succeeded.
7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
> She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'
6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere.."
> Written just below it: "I do not."
5) He said... "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
> She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
> She said...'Who's gonna look?'
3) He said.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
> She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard.
2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
> She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.
1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
> She said...I would, but you're never there
