He said, She said

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    batfink

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    Top Ten He Said She Said

    10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
    > She said...You wear pants, don't you?

    9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
    > He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

    8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
    > She said...Well, you succeeded.

    7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
    > She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'

    6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere.."
    > Written just below it: "I do not."

    5) He said... "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
    > She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "

    4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
    > She said...'Who's gonna look?'

    3) He said.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    > She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard.

    2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
    > She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.

    1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
    > She said...I would, but you're never there
     
    batfink, Jan 28, 2004
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    NICELY!!!

    :D :D :D

    ...especially the "positions" one :)
     
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