Interesting Health stuff.....

Dom, I thought you didn't like girlies? Them there is the devil and all that!

Originally posted by domfjbrown
Wander if people who use their imagination with their eyes shut are less at risk of going gozzy??
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Nope, but they're probably MOre likely to get caught due to not seeing anyone walking in the room. Aint that right birkett ;)

Gozzy?
 
Originally posted by MO!
Dom, I thought you didn't like girlies? Them there is the devil and all that!
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I'm heterosexual in intent!!! I don't mind women so long as they aren't the girlie girlie I broke a nail and I want 100 kids kind - women who drink pints, listen to banging tunes and can handle their (and get good) drugs are cool in my book!

Originally posted by MO!
Nope, but they're probably MOre likely to get caught due to not seeing anyone walking in the room. Aint that right birkett ;)

Gozzy?
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Aha - but if you're partially sighted already you have better hearing for said "burst in" situations :)

"Gozzy" was one of our blind school's slang words for having crap eyesight - I don't know where it came from though!
 
so, do women have this mysterious genital - optic nerve connection or does overuse of the spin cycle give them bse?

just a thought.
cheers


julian
 
Originally posted by julian2002
so, do women have this mysterious genital - optic nerve connection or does overuse of the spin cycle give them bse?

just a thought.
cheers


julian
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Spin cycle? Nah, I think thats the menstrual cycle that causes bse!

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Well, urm, yeah, so am I :)

That reminds me of that same damn Bottom episode as the "hetero in intent" quote:

"Besides which we're lesbians...."
"Come back to my place - and I'll cure ya"
...
"Come back - please! I have the same ideas about women as you have! I have every mail order catalogue since 1983, and they all flop open at the lingerie pages! No no wait - I've even taped the Clothes Show Special on beach wear - we can all sit there and watch it in our pants!!"

Great days they were - great days - when the hell are the proper Bottom Series and the second season of Young Ones out on DVD!?
 
Originally posted by MO!

Nope, but they're probably MOre likely to get caught due to not seeing anyone walking in the room.
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Hehe, a friend of mine from school (Jeremy) did suffer from that happening... it was his MUM who caught him! Why he was stupid enough to tell Andy Aughton about it though I'll never know. Everyone knew within about 10 minutes!

We tried to get his best man to tell the story during his speech as Jez got married last week but he wouldn't :(
 
Hey Ian - did you hear the story about FE? (I can't believe this didn't get mentioned during Saturday night's FE reunion actually)...

Bod (Keith) had borrowed FE's camcorder, and he and Jason were panning around, looking into bedroom windows of Setters and Saunders block from Stoners (an oxymoron considering Stoners was built out of papier mache and balsa wood pretty much!). Anyway, it was dusk, so any room with a lit window was fair game. They panned across the lower floor of S&S and came across - Adrian S cracking one off with the window open.

Bod hits record, they get the whole thing on tape, and then grab ANYONE they can and FILL the TV room. They then run VT, and guess who walks in - yep - Adrian. His response - "It helps me relax" - fair play!!!! :)
 
HAHA! Yep, I think I have heard that one before, but it's still funny! You have to admit, he did deal with it rather well... he might have been a cretin but that was a good response!
 

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