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The Washington Post has just published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. This year's winners are...
1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question in an exam.
12. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
14. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
15. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question in an exam.
12. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
14. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
15. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
