riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.................................

weird,i am sure it said Aus when I looked

oh well,no excuse for reading it upside down then
 
Saab said:
oh well,no excuse for reading it upside down then

Unless, of course, you read the thing while sitting by a billabong under the shade of a coolibah tree with a Fosters in one hand and a Sheila in the other.
 
tones said:
Fosters in one hand and a Sheila in the other.

Dunno about that, unless the quality of the Shelia's has dramactical improved since I was there, cuz it'll take more than a bottle of sweet sherry to go anywhere near them :D
'My ol' man told me those things have got teeth and they bite!!", Not true she said, get that broom and give it prod", just as Johnny give it prod, she farted, "You go yto hell Shelia, if it'll growl at a piece of wood, imagine what it'll do to a piece of meat!!!"
 
wadia-miester said:
Dunno about that, unless the quality of the Shelia's has dramactical improved since I was there

Could be I got the last decent one back then, Tone, but never mind, our own two Sheilas are turning out quite nicely, thank you.
 
tones said:
Could be I got the last decent one back then, Tone, but never mind, our own two Sheilas are turning out quite nicely, thank you.
and
The 22 year-old looks me right in the eye (a terrifying experience for both parties).......this enormous elephant....
Didn't realise you were quite so into masochism, old fruit!!! (Although possibly the mental picture of the apple of your eye and fruit of your loins is not quite right)
 
GrahamN said:
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Didn't realise you were quite so into masochism, old fruit!!!

Didn't realise I was either, Graham! I call them my "elephants", since they both tower over their tiny mother - I don't think they're amused, as both are also very slender. Splendid young women both (although I'm sure one of them will do something within ther next hour or so to cause me to change my mind...)
 
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