Some light relief

Dev

Dev

Joined
Jun 19, 2003
Messages
5,764
Reaction score
4
Location
Ilford, Essex, UK
German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you". "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour".

"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky". "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky".

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs".


The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans und knees"


She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.


The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was totally amazing, what do you call that?"


"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique".
 
Michael, my kids are proud of me or I'll make sure their lifes won't be worth living :D , but I can't take credit for the joke. It was doing the rounds in the office. I even sent it to my German colleagues but got no reaction from them. One of these days I'll find something that they'll find funny.

I take it you didn't like the NHS v Bupa then?
 
Dev said:
... I even sent it to my German colleagues but got no reaction from them. One of these days I'll find something that they'll find funny.
Click to expand...
They wouldn't know that particular Audi slogan in Germany anyway.

Some years ago opinion polls showed that we Brits thought German car engineering was first class but we weren't aware that Audi was German. The slogan was brought in to fix that. It seems to have worked.

PS: I thought that that joke was better than the NHS v Bupa one.
 

Latest posts

Back
Top