somthing the dheer you up

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  1. Zoomer

    Zoomer

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    somthing the cheer you up

    I hope dont mind the odd joke on the Forums


    Christmas Eve


    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
    Pearly gates.

    "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
    something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.

    He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
    You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
    He shook them and said, "They're bells" .
    Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
    finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
    what do those symbolize?"
    The man replied, "They're Carols".
     
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  2. Zoomer

    MO! MOnkey`ead!

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    Haven't you noticed? They seem to be the norm' ;)
     
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