Joe said:
Is that the one about what's the difference between an Essex girl and the Titanic?
There isn't one - they both go down slow and are full of seamen...
If you really WANT to know my Titanic thing - here goes...
Nope - I reckon I was on it (there's some very odd memories I have which don't seem to "fit" anywhere in my life - the main one is being held over the side of a big black-hulled ship in port to see a crowd of people down below (I must have been about 8); I could see my shoes and clothes and ALL were very old fashioned - methinks I was being held over the railings or wall of either the poop deck or aft well deck - all third class areas). I can also remember from this vision that the cranes were very old and large, and there were DEFINITELY horses (probably with carts) down there, and LOTS of smoke.
The only other times I could have seen over a boat in the relevant ages of THIS life are 1982 (Sealink, blue hull, no smoke, no horses, no crowd!), 1984 (Townsend Thorrsen, red hull, no smoke, no crowd - ONE Of the x of free enterprise sisters - don't think it was the Herald mind you) and 1986 (DFDS, white hull, no crowd). None of the ports had these massive cranes, and in fact, the only place I've been in this life that still has them is Portsmouth, which I visited in 1987. I've actually sailed a tall ship from Ocean Dock, Southampton (1992) to Cherbourg - the exact same route as the first leg of Titanic's journey, and nothing struck me as creepy or deju vu in particular mind you...
Also, when I was 5 (definitely in THIS life!), at the blind school, we were getting ready for a swimming lesson (I wasn't scared of the pool), and they wanted a few of us to get into this medium sized open dinghy thingy. I freaked, convinced it was going to sink. No idea why mind you, since I'd been in the pool itself a few times before with no worries.
Finally, when I saw "Titanic" for the first time in the cinema, I freaked out during the scene where "Rose" is stuck running around third class - totally irrational; oh, and that main room where they danced looked awfully familiar.
Now here's the thing - we went to the Isle Of Wight in 1978 (I was 3), and I have two memories. The first is being scolded with half a flask of BOILING HOT coffee (cheers brother Mark!), and a boat. Now, I might be getting the internal rooms of Titanic mixed up with the boat we went on, but it was white hulled, NOT black (according to my dad), and the public rooms had carpet (the third class ones on Titanic were lino tiled. So this memory doesn't fit. And Dad certainly has never held me over the side of a large black hulled ship...
So something very strange there - and I would KILL to be regressed to see what's what... I don't think I died on the ship IF I was there, but my other theory (being Frederick Fleet, the lookout, hence crap eyesight in THIS life) also doesn't fit, as that would make the memory of being held over the side totally wrong, as I'd have been crew and early 30s IIRC. Very strange...
Or maybe I'm just psychotic, since I've also had two incidents in this life where things have either appeared from nowhere (a bottle of orange juice) or changed colour overnight (a large battery operated toy car), so maybe the Matrix is alive and well and we're all just copper tops!
Send for the white coats! Restraint!