the power of RA Catalogues

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Just received the new RA catalogue and can confirm that it is their best yet !

Whilst sitting down, to tuck into my Ostrich Steak and Spring Onion mash, I decided to sit at the dinner table instead of on the sofa. I couldn't be bothered to add some isolation in the form of a place mat, so I decided to use the RA catalogue.

Boy - what a difference !

The steak was juicier and more tender than ever before :D .
the mash was just so fluid and creamy :D .
and i was eating with pace and rythme like never before :D .

I feel like....oh waht's it called ????/

Oh yes - a PRaT :D :D :D :D

Have I eaten Ostrich before ?
Oh no - but I'm sure the differences were huge WITH the catalogue than without.

Next up are some power cables for the cooker and some oak cones for the place mats - I'm in gastronoic heaven ;) .

Thank you RA.
 
They burn well if your heating packs up, but they don't burn as well as torlite

Friday night and too many beers again :beer:

Sorry Russ :D
 
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Freaky! Third time i've heard of people eating Ostrich in the last few days. Never heard of it previously! Taste like chicken?
 
and don't forget that for better results again, leave your applicances on 24*7.... :cool:
 
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