The Surrealist Compliment Generator

[MO!]

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen.

What you get?

 

[tones]

Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus that is you.

Hmmm...

 

[penance]

The phase of your hallucinations reminds me of those balmy days when the championship mould was breeding, when the fish were long, and so were the valued floats of men we drank through narrow straws...

 

[chris.gally]

erm....

As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulator, your mere presence has a calming effect upon my rabies.

 

[Graham C]

Your love is like 1000 caucasian carnivores playing mumblety peg with an eggplant.

MO, you could spend may hours over here:

http://www.brunching.com/archive.html

 

[Graham C]

A couple of favourites:

http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html

or [takes a while to fill in, but worth it..]

http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html

 

[lordsummit]

Sound barricades itself into rolls of peautbutter when you speak

Thought it was quite apt

 

[Markus S]

Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.

Surrealist indeed.