Things not to do in the army

[penance]

Bit of a long list, but some gems in there

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

 

[Markus S]

87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

I was not allowed to read it.

 

[GrahamN]

Seconded. By the time I'd got to about 150-160 I had a mental picture of this man (or picture of this mental man) and his relationship with authority that had me in stitches. As someone commented on another posting of this, I loved no 35. And as for 145 :ffrc:

 

[BL21DE3]

I particularly like No.s 31 and 32. But an excellent list.

 

[michaelab]

Very good. Particularly liked 205. Can just imagine some trainee mechanic wondering where the "flux capacitor" is on a HummVee

Michael.

 

[julian2002]

145 made me cry from laughing. funniest thing i've seen in ages, almost makes me want to join up just so i can see if they're true....
cheers


julian