To All..

[JonR]

Yes I know the one you mean. There was also another, animated, one which I found equally offensive but fortunately that's been changed.

 

[penance]

Marge aint offensive

 

[JonR]

Now, now penance, surely you must know that I am not talking about Marge!

 

[penance]

Sorry Jon, i get very deffensive about my Marge.

 

[JonR]

That's ok, I luv Marge too

 

[Dev]

O shit. FIGHT! FIGHT!

 

[penance]

That's ok, I luv Marge too

MINE!!!!!

 

[JonR]

Nope, she's mine - I've just adopted her.

Stole her from right under your nose, in fact...

 

[penance]

Right!
Thats it!

Beware my Spatula of death

 

[JonR]

I hereby parry (no pun intended) your Spatula of death with my, err...

egg-whisk of joy.

So there

 

[penance]

I will avenge the wrong doing against my Marge,

Fish slices at dawn!

You Sir are a wag.

 

[JonR]

And you, Sir, should consider yourself suitably whisked.

I would never lower myself to mere fish slices.

Marge would never stand for it!

 

[penance]

Marge lets me get away with it!

I shall corkscrew you, sir!

 

[johnhunt]

i think i've said this before but my little girl (4)loves the simpsons, particularly ' le monsieur'. he's a little like her dad i guess

 

[JonR]

I shall corkscrew you, sir!

You'll have to catch me first, Sir!

 

[penance]

I have my secret weapon

 

[JonR]

Duff beer - that all you got??

Man, I'm immune!

 

[penance]

Phear my 'Y' fronts of nasal battery

 

[JonR]

Oh cripes, you win!

 

[penance]

She is mine!

Marge, Come to daddy!!