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themadhippy

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An observation by hippy

07:00 female wakes up,vists toilet,has wash,prepares breakfast ect,ect
08:00 alrm goes off
male grumbles abuse in genral direction of alarm ,scratches balls and turns over for another few zz's
female on hearing male,enters bathroom
08:20 male gets up mumbling about some small animal leaving a deposit in his mouth and heads for toilet,finding the way blocked by an amazon rainforest .
08:30 male makes cup of coffea,and rolls first spliff of the day
08:35 female emerges wrapped in all the towels from tropical rain forest,steals males spliff and heads of to bedroon,uttering foreign phrases such as make" me a coffee ."
08:36 male returns to coffee and new spliff
8:45 male enters shower
08:50 males emerges from shower ,female asks weres her coffee
08:59 male fully dressed and ready to go
09:00 agreed departure time
09:10 female emerges from bedroon half clothed asking weres her coffee and what did i want for breakfast
09:11 male makes coffee
09:25 female emerges from bedroom fully dressed,complains the coffees cold and sits down to eat breakfast sh'ed prepared earlier
09:30 male rolls another spliff
09:45 female washes up breakfast things
09:50 female decides what shoes to wear
09:55 male decides to make us of time by visting toilet
10:00 shes finally ready
10:01 male emerges from toilet,gives advise about leaving it a bit if she neads to go
10:01 female acuses male of always neading to go to the toilet just as were ready to go out
10:05 we finally leave olny 1 hour 5 minutes late

greatings from amsterdam,on day 5 already,not sure the other 4 days have gone but its been fun,found a couple of hifi shops, and a few intresting bits (component wise) in a junk market..have managed to convince miss hippy that she wanted to go shopping on her own today,that may have been a mistake :MILD:
 
Sounds like your having a good trip!

I think most of us can relate to that, remove the splif bit and its bang on!
 
yeah, same here - at least I'll have a good smoke and some wine when I get home tonight!
 
Home at last :(
what a week,finally got to vist the dutch resistance museum,well worth a vist, the Hollandsche Schouwburg and the hortus botanicus
consumed a rather large amount of smoking material,some good,some very good (thank you la tertulia) :beamup:
Miss hippys solo shopping trip was a sucsess,she olny bought up 1/2 of the dutch clothing stock,the hippy meanwhile took full advantage of the freedom and spent most of the day destroying the collection of herbs that had built up during the week.
All thats left to do is to get the next trip booked
 
Not been to the 'dam in ages :( but living near Gatwick means I can scoop up one of those cheap EasyJet flights. Hmmmmm, a plan is forming.

Any herb worthy of a particular mention ?
 
living near Gatwick means I can scoop up one of those cheap EasyJet flights.
wwhen i lived in luton we'd do regular day trips to amsterdam,leave luton on the 6am flight and lbe having our first smoke of the day by 9am,leave central dam around 7pm for the 10pm flight home

Any herb worthy of a particular mention
my favoruite was La Tertulia on Prinsengracht ,i highly recomend there bubble isolator hash,also well worth a try is stella blue from anydays.Anything on the menu at basjoe, the mr.nice from blue velvet and hawian haze from amnesia.All very nice smokes indeed
 
Who's up for a Dam smokeoff??? Seriously - we know about the Bake Offs, but I reckon a ZG party weekend in the city that never runs out of roach would be a no brainer!!!

Les can show us how it's done :)
 
themadhippy said:
my favoruite was La Tertulia on Prinsengracht ,i highly recomend there bubble isolator hash,also well worth a try is stella blue from anydays.Anything on the menu at basjoe, the mr.nice from blue velvet and hawian haze from amnesia.All very nice smokes indeed

Cheers for that :cool: .

Dom said:
Who's up for a Dam smokeoff???
Dom, you barsteward :D - you beat me to it !
 
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