Bloody Hell Ark - hope you don't make Pope! It's just a game nothing is for ever and every new generation has to make its own mistakes - you can't teach experience.
I was doing some training years ago, with a bunch of Libyan Techs. We Stopped for a coffee break while the test equipment was warming up. When we came back, I took the interlocks off the 10kw transmitter I was using for training, which was fired up on carrier only. They all got back promptly, except for one laggard. He swans in with a cup of thick Turkish coffee, took a sip and realising the bulk was sediment, threw the coffee grains into the transmitter.
There was an effing great bang as all the trips operated. Wrecked the transmitter. I glared at this little s---t, but before I could bollock him he declared, "Maa'lesh Inglese, soon it will be dust in the desert."
While on the same project, having given the guys their tasks for the week, I was pretty much up to speed with everything. So, I asked the senior sparks on site, if there he wanted any help. Crafty sod said, "You could always wire up the incoming mains to the Main Distribution Panel. That was a large armoured cable and made an entry via the basement. Jeez, that was hard work, but I stuck at it and everything was going well.
Said sparks turns up, squats with his back against the wall, watched for while, sipping his coffee. Then this little Glaswegian git says, "Aye, no bad - are you ganna leave it like that?". Gets up and walks away chucking to himself. Bloody sense of humour of the man - could do nothing but laugh myself.