Does anyone fancy a fight?

....perk up the afternoon a bit....



.... you ugly bitch.

 

.....screw you, yo' momma's so fat she beeps when walking backwards........

 

Yo mamma is like a bowlin' bawl !

I stick 3 finah's in uh, throw uh in tha guttah and she still come back fo mo' !

 

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

 

Up yer bum with a sharp stick, losers.

-- Ian

 

I found the above on another forum so he looks being the answer to your prayer

 

Good to see you again Ian, back in men's clothing.

Ian J, the only prayer i'll be making today is for the souls of all the audiophiles on this forum. If ignorance were a disability, all these guys would be getting the full pension. One can only hope that either a severe knock on the head or some miraculous blossoming flower of enlightenment, will make them visualise the beautiful core of truth, coupled with the dawning realisation of the ridiculous pile of bullshit that hifi really is.

 

Your all ****ing cocks

 

That's "You're all f***ing cocks" you ignorant northern peasant.

-- Ian

 

cookie,
why don't you f*ck off back to listening to the tweenies compilation cd on your fisher price special.
oh and by the way... f*ck off and die, panda wanker.

and ian,
you've just put the only reason i have any respect for you up for sale so you can piss off too.
oh and your tase in music is shite, it doesn't denote taste, more of a dribbling mongaloid desire for acceptance by being different from the norm. twat.

cheers


julian


too much?

 

Damn, that's me rumbled...

-- Ian

 

Julian, to my dismay it is quite apparent that you are more consumed with the audiophile disease than i dared to ponder.

However, upon further deliberation i figure it more sensible to concentrate my redemptive healing powers upon those who deserve it and are capable of recapturing the truth, and frankly if i ever have the displeasure of bumping into you again, rest assured that you will be wearing your Naim all over your forehead.

I think 2002 denotes the number of times you have attempted to pull a greasy stick out of a dogs arse and failed.

 

Two points well made.

However, they lose a little impact when coming from a middle aged prick desperate to reclaim his, (if he ever had one?), "yoof" by listening to shite trance! Yea man........ bangin!

 

And you're a *****!

And your teams shite too!

 

At least Ian's spelling ability is somewhat above the level of a retarded juvenile chipmunk, unlike your's, you illiterate tosser.

 

Fook the lot of ya.

Bunch of old geeky tossers.

 

cookie,
bring friends.... a lot of them.
also the only reason i've failed to pull the greasy stick out of your dog's arse is that i refuse to suck it out, unlike your good self.

mo,
i hope my life expectancy is a lot more than 70 therefore i am not middle aged. i point this out as you're obviously incapable of counting to more than 4 with mittens and socks on. also considering the source of the comment as a simian obsessed gimp i'm going to ignore any further witterings from your cage.

pennance,
please be so good as to enlighten me as to my spelling faux pa as i am at a loss to spot it.
cockboy.

cheers


julian

 

lamboy,
or should that be sheep shagger boy. i'm sorry but that last pathetic missive from yourself is no where near the standard expected. if you can't stant the heat stay out of the mosh pit.
****tard.
cheers


julian

 

That's faux pas you bell end.

-- Ian

 

Try again old man. Perhaps your eyes are going with age?

I'm sure even the dullest of apes could spot it!

Ian.


Twat